Besides his self-deprecation, he also regularly voices the internal monologue of his audience and makes constant jokes about food and strawberry blond hair. Here are some samples."Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.""We’re never satisfied when it comes to food. I don't know anything else.""Whenever I'm out of town for at least a week, I feel like I should write a postcard or something, but you can be a genius, you try and write a postcard you come across like a moron anyway: ' This city's got big buildings. Bye.'""Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John.""The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.""But in Indiana, it's not like New York where everyone's like, ' We're from New York and we're the best' or ' We're from Texas and we like things big'; it's more like ' We're from Indiana and we're gonna move.'" "I love how New York is so multicultural. ' If you're a white guy and you get angry, people are like, ' That guy's a jerk."'"My whole comic persona is that of a guy who explores the id: I romanticize gluttony, I romanticize laziness, and people identify with that.""I come from a very big family ... Until the bodies were introduced, seduction was only provisional.” ― Emily Witt, “It's hard to decide matters of the heart, especially when Self-love is rooted in our decisions.When writing a wedding ceremony, I often search for great quotes about love that are fitting to each particular couple. Some couples also use romantic quotes on their wedding programs.He was born with a silver foot in his mouth." —Former Texas Gov.
We are attracted to another person at a soul level not because that person is our unique complement, but because by being with that individual, we are somehow provided with an impetus to become whole ourselves." "I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.I love you for the part of me that you bring out." "People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that's what everyone wants.“The body, I started to learn, was not a secondary entity.
The mind contained very few truths that the body withheld.
Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it." —P. O' Rourke"I don't want to be invited to the family hunting party." —President Barack Obama, on revelations that he and Dick Cheney are eighth cousins"I stand by this man because he stands for things. Things like aircraft carriers, and rubble, and recently flooded city squares.